April 7, 2010

Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

~~WARNING!!!! If you love the Twilight Saga DO NOT READ THIS!!!!~~

Ever Wondered what it's like to read a terrible book? If you want to find out... read Twilight... One of the worst books I've ever read... (as you can see from the side list) As a matter of fact, it is the 4th worst book I've ever read... if you really want to read it... here's a quick paraphrase. Girl Meets Boy... Boy & Girl fall in love... Boy is a Vampire, Girl is a Human... Human in danger... Vampire saves her... The End!

Not really... here's the real one...

Isabella Swan's move to Forks, a small, perpetually rainy town in Washington, could have been the most boring move she ever made. But once she meets the mysterious and alluring Edward Cullen, Bella's life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. Up until now, Edward has managed to keep his vampire identity a secret in the small community he lives in, but now nobody is safe, especially Bella, the person Edward holds most dear. The lovers find themselves balanced precariously on the point of a knife—between desire and danger. Deeply romantic and extraordinarily suspenseful, Twilight captures the struggle between defying our instincts and satisfying our desires. This is a love story with bite.

It makes it sound good... but it isn't!

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!

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